Help! The Neighbor Boy Keeps Claiming I Have a Crush on Him

Hilariously absurd!!! [Healing + Sweet Romance + Unrequited Love Turns Mutual + Jealous Hero] [Flirtatious, Sweet Big Shot x Goofy, Top-Student Cutie] Childhood friends bickering every day! Everyone's a goofball! ① A steady stream of splashing came from the men's restroom, accompanied by laughter and chatter. It sounded less like guys taking a leak and more like a bustling night market. “Hehehe, Ying, mine's bigger than yours...” It was Zhao Qifan, the resident goofball. Fang Siyi's hand trembled. Huh? Was this something she got to hear for free? Tsk! Xu was such a disappointment! ② Zhang Chaolin squirmed awkwardly. “Dad, actually, I'm straight.” Seeing him like this, Fang Siyi wanted to yell, “You're so bent you may as well be in the Pacific Ocean!” Xu Jiaying drawled lazily, “Your dad's straight too.” Fang Siyi let out a laugh at the worst possible moment. Xu Jiaying turned toward the sound and caught her mouthing: Fang Siyi: Doesn't look like it. You don't look straight. Xu Jiaying resisted the urge to strangle her, raised his thin lips, and kindly mouthed back, “Get lost.” Ten seconds later, Fang Siyi received a note. She opened it to find some crooked, barely legible handwriting. [Are you saying that on purpose, because you want me to prove it to you?] Fang Siyi was about to throw it away when she noticed writing on the back: [Nope. Then you'd get off too easily.] Fang Siyi: “...” Fine, Xu Jiaying. Just you wait.