Genshin Impact: The Duke of the Abyss Order Is Slacking Off Again

You ask me what it’s like to be reborn as a gentle yet scheming Abyss Duke? I’d just like to ask if I can do something productive for once... What’s with becoming a Knight of Favonius and stealing the Holy Lyre der Himmel?

Aether: Ziyar... could you come over here for a moment?

Ziyar: Hey, hey, hey! Aether, what are you doing?

Aether: I saw this in your manga. I think it’s called a “kabedon”?

Ziyar: Aether, won’t your sister get mad if she sees this?

Aether: Isn’t this just a friendly gesture between friends? Why would my sister get mad?

Ziyar: ...

Tartaglia: I take it you’re the guy impersonating a Fatui Harbinger and using “Anchovy” as your codename? So, miss, how about a duel? If you lose, you come with me. Deal?

Eula: Damn... You actually called me “big sister”... But... since you did save me, I’ll let you off the hook for now.

Noelle: Big sister... would you like to try some of the food I just made?

Dvalin: Hello... I’m the bard Venti’s assistant. My name is Linwate! Uh... I think that’s what Mom Venti said.

Ziyar: Once you get your memories back and remember what you just said, you’ll realize you’ve totally humiliated yourself.

Venti: Dvalin has regained his vitality and can even take human form, so why can’t I feel happy about it?

Ziyar: Um, little Mage, could I borrow your branch for a bit?

Abyss Mage: Your Grace, could you please stop teleporting around for fun?

Ziyar: Ahem... Herald, those two blades of yours look pretty nice. How about trading them for this Harbinger of Dawn?

Abyss Herald: Your Grace, do you take me for a fool?

Lumine: Why don’t you go... torment... I mean, protect my brother instead!

Ziyar: ...

(No fixed pairing in this story)

Wenshe, Huixin Yu Meng forever