(Pure, unadulterated slapstick, being silly for silliness's sake: a sweet, episodic cultivation romance packed with terrible jokes. The heroine is overpowered from the start.)
Quick-witted, universally adored senior sister X pure-love-warrior puppy-like junior brother
Chi Ye transmigrated into a book, becoming the nth harem girl in a rather haphazard male-lead novel. Think she's going to reform the great demonic villain, redeem the black-hearted supporting male character, and then live happily ever after with the first, second, and third male leads? No!
She's going to be history's first conscientious, by-the-book wicked supporting female character.
The System tells her to comfort a gorgeous, older female fellow disciple who's just been dumped: "Console her and earn her trust."
Easy.
"You sold my love, you left me behind, and when I learned the truth, the tears came falling down..."
The senior sister sniffled into her handkerchief and told her, "Th-that actually rhymes pretty well."
A fellow transmigrator, a remarkable Northeasterner. The System: "Uh-oh, someone is following and eavesdropping on you."
Easy.
"There's a people behind the door. Don't say what you shouldn't say."
"Okay."
Insult the younger male lead, who's coldhearted and emotionally unavailable. The System: "Humiliate him mercilessly." You got it!
Xie Ye pointed at the young man across from her. "You, you cold, heartless, selfish idiot, you son of a, beep!"
The young man slowly approached, took her pointing finger, brought it to his lips, and kissed it. "Of course, Big Sis. Whatever you say."
So who will be her groom: the gentle, reserved physician who's waited a hundred years, the alluring and twisted villainous charm cultivator, the aloof and world-weary antisocial immortal venerable, or the devoted puppy-like younger man?
(The author is a simple soul who loves writing this stuff!)
