This book is utterly absurd and full of parodies. It's not a feel-good power fantasy, so take your time reading.
On the martial arts stage, Hu Lie and Su Rou'er stood facing each other, swords at their sides.
On the offering table beside them sat the prize for the winner of this contest: an extremely rare piece of refined iron called Old Iron. Old Iron was only found in the bitterly cold lands of the Northeast. Legend said that out of a thousand tons of pig iron, you could find just one pound of refined iron, and out of a thousand tons of refined iron, you could find just one pound of Old Iron. It was not only incredibly difficult to obtain, but also possessed a peculiar ability. That ability alone was enough to make it a treasure of the Garden Sect.
"Hu Lie, are you really going to fight me for this Old Iron?" Su Rou'er asked, keeping her eyes fixed on him.
"That's right. The Garden Sect is in grave danger. The wheat in the divine fields won't grow. I need this Old Iron to save the sect," Hu Lie replied.
"How will it do that?" Su Rou'er asked, puzzled.
"There's something you don't know. Old Iron has a special ability called rap-singing. Put it in the divine fields, and the wheat will shoot up in no time. That'll solve the Garden Sect's crisis."
Su Rou'er listened, her expression grave. Clearly, she knew the Garden Sect had reached a critical juncture.
"If that's the case, the Old Iron is yours, but we still have to decide who's the better fighter."
Her snow-white robe billowed without a breeze. Su Rou'er leapt into the air, and her treasured sword let out a long cry, instantly summoning the force of wind and thunder.
"If the first digit is odd, change it. If it's even, leave it as it is. Then look at the signs to determine the quadrant!" Su Rou'er shouted her sword incantation and thrust her blade at Hu Lie with the power of wind and thunder.
Hu Lie was horrified. Su Rou'er had actually mastered the supreme technique only available to inner disciples of the Zonghua Academy: Three Years of College Entrance Exams, Five Years of Mock Tests! With no time to think, Hu Lie immediately performed the Ninth Set of Broadcast Calisthenics and charged to meet her.
