True love in the mortal world is growing rarer. As marriage rates fall, so do birth rates, and the souls waiting to be reincarnated are about to crowd the Bridge of Helplessness until it collapses.
The King of Hell took his complaint to the Celestial Court, while the Old Man of the Moon worried so much he was losing handfuls of hair.
The Celestial Emperor drank himself into a stupor and issued the wrong decree. Deities from all over were ordered to descend to the mortal world and fall in love.
The matchmaker went about pairing them up in the mortal world.
Before long, she discovered that something was wrong with these gods.
He Xiangu couldn't find a husband, but had a whole crowd of sworn brothers. Zhongli Quan wanted a widow, Han Xiangzi wanted to live off a woman, and Cao You refused to marry anyone who wasn't a strong, independent woman. Most outrageous of all was Lu Dongbin. He passed over a perfectly good career woman and set his heart on an ordinary farmer's daughter.
She'd thought these gods were already difficult enough to deal with. Ha.
The Seventh Fairy was a hopeless romantic, while the Fourth and Sixth Fairies had fallen for the same man.
Aah! They were driving the matchmaker crazy, making her want to cry for help.
Worse still were those oblivious gods. Could you please just focus on dating? Why are you working so hard to build careers and make money?
Could you please give her a break?
The matchmaker planted her hands on her hips and blew up, only to discover that the Old Man of the Moon and the God of Wealth were leading the way.
She was on the verge of tears.
She couldn't do this job anymore.
She was going back to the Celestial Court.
The Judicial God appeared silently behind her.
"Going back? Then go out with me first."
The author's writing is really good. Why did it stop updating? Please update it quickly.