
Emperor Wu of Han Is My Dad, and My Brother Is Liu Ju. I'm Going to Lie Flat!
汉武帝是我爹,我哥刘据,躺平!
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 328k Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical High-Concept
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Emperor Wu of Han: Fifth Brother, Who Are You Planning to Deal With?汉武帝:老五你想收拾谁Former title · until Oct 2026
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There is no messing around with the relationship between men and women, no dirty talk, just serious work. The article is really excellent. It's a pity that the setting and ending of the system are a bit hasty. I am very much looking forward to the author's next book, which will be more exciting.
So far, it's still very interesting, so please give it a thumbs up.
This book is well written and I really like it. I hope the author will continue to add more chapters. ୧⍢⃝୨😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍👍
It looks good, not bad. Very few people write about the Han Dynasty. In men's videos, very few people write about the Han Dynasty. It's quite novel. Five-star praise. Support it. Wouldn't it be better if the author leads him to explode? \^O^/(´。✪ω✪。`) The ending was a bit rushed, which made me feel that there is always a follow-up, but you ended it suddenly. Forget it, the ending is a happy ending. I look forward to your next book. Cheers to the author! 💕
It's not bad. Friends who are book-hungry can read it. I hope the author will update it more.
This 1 point is deducted because I feel that there is still a lot more to write, but the author just finished it. It is very satisfying. It is a qualified refreshing article. He does not commit the problem of opening a harem like most literary works. He has a flesh-and-blood protagonist, and it is a book that is enjoyable to read.
Finally, I came across a book about a male protagonist who travels through time, farming, no CP, and a system that looks like nothing. The story is compact and not tedious (occasionally there are typos that make it unclear), and the author is very sensational. There are not many words, but it made me excited to read it. It made my blood boil and my eyes filled with tears. I just felt that the ending ended too quickly. All in all, it deserves a high score 👍 9.3 Because it makes people want to watch it in one sitting.
It's very interesting. The protagonist traveled to the time of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and did what travelers would do: use the system to get rich and fight the Huns. The protagonist's three views can be watched without CP or ambiguity, and it's not boring. The ending is a bit rushed but it doesn't affect it. Anyway, it's still worth watching *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂*
To be honest, I didn't enjoy watching it enough. It was quite good. The protagonist and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty got along very well. The protagonist is scheming and kind-hearted. The three views are very upright. The whole book focuses on comfort, and the system is also very good. In fact, the whole book is very suitable. The prince and some important characters are okay. There is no heroine, although Liu Che really wants him to marry his wife hahaha. Fine. It's just too short. Alas 😢
This article without a heroine is great. It's wonderful to be alone. 👍👍👍