Lu Feng's father passed away, leaving him a farm. To make ends meet, Lu Feng has no choice but to sell his produce through livestreams, but the crops he grows are ridiculously powerful...
Radishes, which normally only aid digestion, turn out to be more nourishing than ginseng. Chives work like Viagra, and tomatoes do more for beauty and skincare than any beauty product. Some combinations of vegetables can even cure illnesses, including cancer!
Doctors lose their jobs, hospitals shut down, and pharmaceutical companies selling miracle cancer drugs can't sell a single pill.
Doctor: This guy is making false claims. No farm produce can be that powerful! What, the chives are available now? You should've told me sooner. My wife is going to divorce me for sure this time.
Hospital: We've already turned the hospital into a farm and are devoting ourselves to learning how to grow crops!
American pharmaceutical company: He doesn't have a medical license! He can't sell medicine! What? He's selling farm produce?! Fuck, hurry and negotiate a deal with him. Make sure we monopolize all the seeds!
At the Olympics, athletes from South Korea and Japan say:
"I report that the Chinese athletes took performance-enhancing drugs!"
"Tests found no traces of banned substances in the athletes, only carotene! The report is dismissed! Large amounts of banned substances were found in the American athlete's system. The result is disqualified, and the athlete is banned for life!"
The American athletes...
This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
