A Hodgepodge of Worlds, But I'll Never Be the Dragon King

One flower, one world; one leaf, one Bodhi.

What happens when different flowers and leaves are mashed together, turning a world into a stitched-together monstrosity?

As a transmigrator, Huo Shanjun will show you just how bizarre a world can be when it's filled with a cast of equally bizarre people.

The Crooked-Mouth Dragon King and his bodyguard fight tooth and nail over the campus belle, only to be instantly subdued by Hu Yifei's One-Finger Flick in front of the entire class;

A wealthy family's live-in son-in-law and a divine doctor fresh from the mountains fight over a female CEO until they're both battered, only to be slapped flat by passing purple-eyed zombie Ma Xiaoling;

The God of War of the City of Flowers and a good-for-nothing making a comeback fight to the death over their goddess, then discover her name is Laura. She cheated on Zeng Xiaoxian for six of their eight years together, and even Lu Ziqiao can't compete with her reputation as a legendary heartbreaker!

Huo Shanjun watches the chaos with a smile, only to find a crowd chasing after him, calling him the Dragon King and weeping as they beg him to inherit the Dragon King Hall.

What? A few power-fantasy protagonists want to kill me? No worries. They can't beat me, and they've already started fighting one another. I'll just sit back and watch.