
I’ve Been Slacking for 500 Years, and the Saintess Wants Me Off the Mountain!
摆烂五百年,圣女要我滚下山!
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.2M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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- I’ve Been Slacking for 500 Years, and Now My Sword Immortal Identity Is Exposed!摆烂五百年,剑仙身份曝光了!Former title · until Oct 2026
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I think back then, I was in "Douluo Dalu". Unintentionally obtained the "Nine Stars Heavenly Secret". , Reached the pinnacle of cultivation "Dzi Bead Transformation". Realm. I thought I was "invincible". Now, with the power of "Martial World", I want to single-handedly challenge "Mad God", "Son of Light", "God Lord", "Shura God of War" and "Immortal King", and want to create "Zhu Xian" single-handedly. A great feat, but unfortunately failed and lost all his martial arts. With the help of "The Good God of Death", Fu came to "The World of Immortality" and "The Alien Martial Star Lord". Seeing that I have a "god-level talent", he accepted me as his disciple, gave me an artifact "Cun Mang", and took me to the "Tianhuo Avenue" to get a divine pet "Coiling Dragon". I met "The School Beauty's Personal Expert" by chance in "The Tomb of Gods". , With his help, he successfully broke through, possessed the power of "Fighting the Cangjiao", became the "Great Master" of "Covering the Sky", and embarked on the road of "Full-time God Cultivation", and saw the "very pure and warm ambiguity" between "Shura Martial God" and "Han King". Thing. After I returned, I personally issued the order of "No Evil" and wrote an autobiography called "Warcraft Sword Master in Another World". , There is a famous saying in it - My name is Lingtian, "I want to seal the sky". And left a legend for the world - "The Legend of Lingtian". Later, I came to "Spirit Realm", but a "Star Wars Storm" blew up on the way, but fortunately I was not in danger. After arriving, I was very happy and sang a song called "The Blood Song of the Three Realms". I was discovered by the "Lord of the Stars", who took me to the "Journey of Beautiful Satin" and entered the "All Heavens and Worlds". I met the "God of Killing" known as "The Natural Disaster", and he sat on the "Throne of the Divine Seal". He wanted to kill me, but was saved by the "Nine Heaven Sword Demon", but he was seriously injured and was cured by the "Exquisite Crazy Doctor". After they recovered from their injuries, they said goodbye to me. Then he recommended me to "The Evil King of Another World" and "Peerless Tang Sect". I made "The Underworld". There, "Galaxy Emperor" taught me "Swallowing the Starry Sky", and "Qin Emperor" taught me how to play the piano. I developed "Final Intelligence" there and owned "Clear Eyes". When I have nothing to do, "The Magic Chef of Ice and Fire" teaches me how to cook, and "The God of Bacchus" teaches me how to mix wine. The most awesome one is "Emperor". His old man taught me the "unparalleled magical power" of "The Unparalleled World" and led me to the "Supreme Emperor's Way". On the way, I soon mastered the "Immortal" divine body, and the "Hybrid Sword God" and I had a good relationship, and I became the "Twelve Zodiac Guardian God". Be my protector and accompany me in the "Proud Nine Heavens". I'm in "Heaven's Cangqiao". Next, I used "Zhu Tian Tu" to defeat the world's best master "Against the Evil God" and snatched the "Unfaithful Throne". However, the world could not bear my power and the space was shattered. I was sucked into the "Perfect World" and returned to "The Wild Era" with 0 yuan~~~Oh! I am old, and now it is the world of you young people, but young people, you need to renew.
I really think it looks good, and a lot of new elements have been added to it. [Sending my heart to you] The author understands Taoist culture very well, and he is so good at writing. I feel like the score has been brushed off. It shouldn't be so low, it must be 10 points!!!
In the early stages of this book, I really got more and more annoyed the more I read it, what a bull-horse system 😠, but when the protagonist rises to become a god, it's really fun. If you really can't stand the beginning, you can jump to the back. If you persevere and read it again, it's really a fun book [laughing]
Sometimes it's good to be invincible and simple. I really like this.
It will be fun to watch once the plot is sorted out later.
I hope the author won't be too pretentious, it's very interesting, keep up the good work
I feel pretty good. Why are there so few people watching it and the ratings are so low?
It's okay. It feels a little bit daily, and there aren't any big bad points. It feels like an excellent book for this kind of book. You can read it in this book. I think it's no problem at least eight points. I should give it four stars, but with 5.6 Points, I'll give it five stars.
It feels so good that it always gets hotter, so I force myself to stop for a while. "Dragon King" has a lot of plot, and in the later stages, the protagonist is still despised by outsiders, relatives and friends and persuaded to quit, and the plot is too much. Moreover, every time it reaches the climax, the protagonist is about to take action. Either someone comes to the rescue or is stopped by friendly relatives. Although after going around and around, the protagonist will still take action, but it always feels that the climax has passed and it is not exciting enough.
One thing to say, a complete ending, very comfortable