Longevity? I’m Not the Male Lead in This Book!

(One man and one dog + immortality + demon-clan spy + broken engagement from the start + rebellious streak + Mighty Heavenly Dragon + true-to-life portrayal)

My name is Xu Changsheng, and I'm a man with a golden dragon tattoo across my shoulder and eight-pack abs.

“You monster, I could tell at a glance that you're not human.”

Heaven-given immortality: As long as I outlive you, I'll build a house over your grave.

“Want to hear about our little-kid end-of-life care service?”

Ever since Xu Changsheng left Sansheng Temple, tales of him began to spread throughout the cultivation world.

1. Eat the flesh of an immortal, and you'll live forever.

Xu Changsheng: “Xu Changsheng? Who's Xu Changsheng? What does your search for Xu Changsheng have to do with me, Xu Yuncheng?”

2. The five female disciples under the Holy Lord of Fufeng are all gorgeous.

Xu Changsheng: “Hey, hey, if you want to confess, go talk to my senior sister. Why are you coming to me? Do I look like the kind of guy who'd sell out his senior sister for a little money?”

Everyone: “Senior Brother, don't throw that away! It's an encyclopedia for winning over Junior Sister Tianzhao. We've always heard you're a man of impeccable character, so we thought we'd give it a try.”

Xu Changsheng: “I have to say, you lot are pretty good judges of character. Next time, just ask me outright. Which senior sister do you want information on?”

3. Dog demons are the perfect tonic for cultivators.

Seven wonderful uses for dog demons.

Eat dog meat raw, and live longer.

Dog kidneys bring bedroom delights.

Eat a dog's hind legs for long, shapely legs.

Add flowers to dog brain, and grow your own brain.

Dog-meat hot pot, dip and stew with sauce.

Clear soup from dog mouths, quick and clean.

Nine-turn dog intestines: go all in, no need to taste.