Help! I'm a Mom to the Ultimate Villain in the Cultivation World

Lu Wanwan is the first person ever to transmigrate between past and present, and she gives birth live on camera the moment she arrives!

But the baby is the great villain in a novel she's read! Fifteen years later, mother and son will be skinned and dismembered, then cast into the Godslayer Ruins and reduced to ashes.

What? If she abandons the villain, she'll be struck by lightning! She tries to give him away, but he ends up back at her own sect!

Fine. She has a bunch of silly martial uncles and grandmasters to raise him anyway. Lu Wanwan just wants to lie flat, eat well, and live in comfort. She'll also get her silly sect to take down scumbag men and fight the white lotus. As long as she lives to a ripe old age, she figures she'll have won at life.

Instead of reflecting on yourself, just blame someone else.

When it comes to admitting you're wrong or giving in, choose to be willful.

There's nothing wrong with thinking you're a big deal, but who's going to dip you in sauce?

Take too big a step, and you'll pull a muscle.

But can someone tell me why her sect is so poor that she has to learn a cultivation technique before she can eat a chicken leg? And she has to hunt the wild chicken herself!

She saves someone, and he clings to her. In the end, he even insists on being her child's father! I've heard of men wanting to be dads, but never one wanting to become a father to someone else's child!