The Cthulhu on the Tip of Your Tongue

Reborn in a world where the ancient ones have awakened, Sui Yu found himself staring into the abyss before he knew it. He is the holy son of the Church of Yesterday, a guest of the Old King, the Lord of Calamity, defender of the desert and the sun, director of the Abyssal Relics Division at the Anomalous Affairs Foundation, the third most sought-after husband among the ten greatest alchemical puppets, and the shame of the nobility...

Set the pot on the stove and pour in the water. Gurgle, gurgle. The water boiled. Sui Yu stared into the abyss and swallowed.

His followers said: It looks like an octopus and is called Cthulhu. Eat it, and you can live a long life. Travel another seventy li west, and you will find the Xaggar Insect Clan. It has six brain-pages, and eating it lets you control puppets. On the Moon, there is a beast called the Moon Beast. It looks like a toad. Eat it to communicate, and you can also enter dreams...