My Account Was Destroyed by a Naughty Kid at the Beginning, and I Made a Claim for Millions in Return.

[Funny + joy + sand sculpture + cool writing + inappropriate + immoral + slap in the face + snatching bamboo shoots] The two-armed kid sneaked into the room and destroyed the game accessories. Weird relative: He is just a child. Why are you so serious? How much is a broken game accessory worth? Wang Yu bound the super disaster system and doubled his claim to two million on the spot. From then on, when you encounter a weird bitch, you can trigger a mission. If you successfully harm the bitch or her emotions, you can obtain harm points and various props. My girlfriend went ashore and broke up with her on the spot? Don't worry, use the reversal card, the reasons behind it will make the iceberg melt. Stealing my takeout and then posting pictures to ridicule him with confidence? The system's special nine-turn large intestine is here! The host of Chikbang Tandian threatened to send a video to smear him without paying promotion fees? It's okay, a mental disorder card, one dish for two, public toilet. PS: Most of the material comes from the Internet, but novels are different from reality. If you have to match the clown, please look at the upper left corner.