You Cultivate Immortality for Eternal Life, but I've Already Achieved It

[System + Lighthearted + Feel-Good Fiction + Invincible]

Others cultivate immortality in pursuit of eternal life. Su Yang has already become immortal just by checking in every day.

Su Yang: Miss, are you immortal? Otherwise, you're not worthy of me!

Su Yang: What? This cultivation technique gets stronger the more lifespan it burns? Let me take a look...

Sect Elder: This old ancestor has broken through to the Mahayana Realm and has thirty thousand years to live. How impressive is that?

Demon Sect Elder: Alas, I only have thirty-five thousand years. That's so little.

Su Yang glances at his own lifespan, at the dizzyingly long string of digits, and sighs. "Having too much lifespan is its own kind of trouble!"

Su Yang: Immortals and demons throughout the heavens, tell me, does anyone have more lifespan than I do?