My Childhood Friend, I Came for You

[No transmigration, no System, slice-of-life romance, one heroine]

Dummy, I closed my eyes just now. Why didn’t you kiss me?

What a dummy. Next time a girl closes her eyes in front of you, just kiss her without overthinking it, got it?

What a dummy. I even have to teach you.

When you call me a dummy, I feel like Bajie...

No, no, you’re much more diligent than he is.

Huh? Wait, if you call me a dummy and I’m Bajie, doesn’t that make you the Monkey King?

Oh, so you dare insult me...

Elder Brother?

You’re done for. I’m going to beat you to a pulp!