[This article focuses on funny counter-routines]
Xu Xiaoxiao woke up and became the heroine of a popular sadistic novel. She was also bound to a garbage system to force her to follow the plot or be electrocuted. As long as she persisted in completing the three-year plot line, she could regain her freedom.
As the heroine of a sadistic novel, she is deeply aware of a problem. Rather than blaming herself internally, she is better off blaming others.
Facing the difficulties faced by the mother of the male protagonist of the abusive novel——
Mother: "Why don't you think about your own problems? If you were good enough, would my son cheat on you?"
Xu Xiaoxiao: "Flies don't bite seamless eggs, why don't you think about why that woman hooked up with your son instead of hooking up with someone else?"
Mother: "..."
Facing the abusive male protagonist——
Male protagonist: "Xu Xiaoxiao, I will never love you in my whole life!"
Xu Xiaoxiao: "You don't know how to love me, don't you reflect on yourself whether you don't know how to love? Do you need me to teach you such a simple thing?"
Facing the female supporting character——
Female supporting actor: "Xiaoxiao, Gu Yu and I really love each other, can you help us? He doesn't love you, he loves me."
Xu Xiaoxiao: "Am I a Bodhisattva? If you ask me, I will grant it to you? Also, why does he love you? Have you never thought about your own problems?"
Female supporting role: "..."
Reader comments
It made me laugh to death. The characters in this book are all in good spirits. The president's habit made me laugh to death. "I became Popeye." The female protagonist said, "I ate your spinach." The male protagonist said, "No—I hate you!" The third male actor laughed to death. There are two brothers of the male protagonist, one is evaluated by the male protagonist Bai Yueguang as a mama's boy, and the other is not very smart. It really made me laugh to death at the beginning hahahahaha. I originally had the mentality of giving it a try, but I didn't expect to find a treasure. The author will update quickly! ! !
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This is really a treasure. It's really beautiful. The heroine is so cute! ! It made me laugh so much. Please update it soon.
It's gone, my happiness is gone, is this the end? [Cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
It made me laugh to death. The characters in this book are all in good spirits. The president's habit made me laugh to death. "I became Popeye." The female protagonist said, "I ate your spinach." The male protagonist said, "No—I hate you!" The third male actor laughed to death. There are two brothers of the male protagonist, one is evaluated by the male protagonist Bai Yueguang as a mama's boy, and the other is not very smart. It really made me laugh to death at the beginning hahahahaha. I originally had the mentality of giving it a try, but I didn't expect to find a treasure. The author will update quickly! ! !
Thai pants are hot! I just like this kind of sand sculpture!
This is really a treasure. It's really beautiful. The heroine is so cute! ! It made me laugh so much. Please update it soon. It's gone, my happiness is gone, is this the end? [Cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]