Back Then, I Kept My Hands in My Pockets and Kept Trending with the Diva

After breaking up with a famous actress, Lin Feng, heartbroken, gets drunk at a KTV. One song, "Singing of Our Breakup Through Tears," brings 11 middle-aged square-dance aunties who came to practice singing to tears... Auntie A: "How can a song be this heartbreaking?" Auntie B: "Young man... I kind of like the way you sing like your girlfriend died..." Auntie C: "This song reminds me of my late husband. It was the winter of 2006, at a street-side barbecue stall in the old neighborhood. We were eating barbecue when some thug across from us whistled at me. My husband pulled out the switchblade he always carried and stabbed him! That one stab cost him eighteen years. He was sentenced to life for intentional homicide... Over those eighteen years, I shelled sunflower seeds, made salted eggs, worked the land, raised pigs, square-danced, and sang karaoke... My heart had long since grown as cold as this microphone, but your song has stirred my peaceful heart once more..." Lin Feng's confidence begins to swell... "I'm going to be the entertainment world's top-tier star! I said it! Not even Jesus can stop me!" Just then, a famous music variety-show director invites Lin Feng to appear on a program called The Strongest Singer, as a challenger taking on the existing contestants... Keywords: [showbiz + daily life + plot twists + king of memes + hilarious + singing champion + best actor] [The Scandal Achievement System is organized by fan level: casual haters, casual fans, fans won over from passersby, ordinary fans, true fans, hall-of-fame fans, die-hard fans, devoted fans, hardcore fans, and brainless fans. These correspond to Scandal Points from 1 to 10, respectively.]