Give It a Rest! The Old Heavenly Master Really Can't Keep Making This Up

As Daoism fell into decline, Ye Xuan, a young Daoist priest from Mount Longhu, had no choice but to livestream a display of his skills to turn things around.

A simple “Wind-Riding Art” was enough to draw protests from the Ten Thousand Buddha Temple, the Education Bureau, and the Bureau of Paranormal Affairs.

From the start, he took “Liu Yifei” flying through the air, leaving netizens unable to sit still.

And things only got more outrageous:

He used the Art of Sprinkling Beans to Make Soldiers to renovate a Taoist temple, leaving the construction industry in awe.

He planted beans on the southern hills with the Spirit-Binding and General-Commanding Arts, much to the farmers’ delight.

He kept evil pets in the Demon-Suppressing Pagoda, making pet lovers drool.

Then Ye Xuan summoned the Black and White Fiends from the underworld. The Old Heavenly Master burst into tears and begged him:

“Xuan, please stop! This old master can’t keep making things up!”