[Journey to the West + livestreaming + comedy + wild imagination + survival + loop]
Sha Wujing: “Lu Yuan, dear, this bellyband you bought me fits so well! Your girlfriend won't get jealous, will she? How about I let you have a bite of my ginseng fruit?”
Lu Yuan: “No, no, maybe another time.”
Tang Sanzang: “Donor Lu, didn't we agree you'd be my best man when I marry the White Bone Demon? How am I supposed to go through with the wedding without you?”
Lu Yuan: “I'm busy tattooing Brother Monkey. I don't have time!”
Sun Wukong: “Brother Lu, there's something wrong with this Rolex you tattooed on me! The hands don't move at all!”
Lu Yuan: “My bad, my bad. I forgot to tattoo in the battery!”
Zhu Bajie: “Zzzzz...”
Lu Yuan: “Wake up! Brother Pig, wake up! Stop sleeping! You slept all the way from Gao Village to Great Thunderclap Temple!”
The writing is okay, but no one really reads it! 🍉 Selling dog meat with a sheep's head is so messed up, no wonder no one is watching.