
Damn It, How Many Beasts Does This Man Have?
见鬼了,这大爷到底有多少御兽!
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- Completed
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- 3.6M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- Male
- Updated
- 1y ago
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I like it very much. It's well written. I just hope the author can update it faster. Two chapters a day is too little. Can you post 20 chapters a day? Please, author. Two chapters are really not enough. Half of them are gone and I can't sleep.
I commented after reading the middle and last part [Shy]. It's really good and enjoyable to watch. This is the only novel that kept me from jumping to read [Shy]. It was really fun to listen and read [Shy]. I really like the character of Zhong Kangkang and the male protagonist in it. , Xiaoqing, Xiaohong, and Xiaobai in it are so awesome that they are so cute [shy], and the heroine is not pretentious, and she is more lovable [admired]. I am still reading. I hope the author will update it soon. It is best to catch up with my reading speed [laughter]
Hello, author! First of all, please don't be nervous. I'm not here to rush for updates, because I believe that I can see its ending in my lifetime. Please write carefully. It doesn't matter how long you write. As long as you don't give up and don't get lost, everything will not be a problem. I will wait with your loyal readers. I admire your writing style very much, which is both humorous and profound. To put it bluntly, if you are included in the article, you will be a senior performer. I am the audience who appreciates the video. Your performance has reached a fascinating level. Just like Jian Sha's state of watching "One and Five Eyes of Leohard", one more episode will result in one less episode. I want to watch it, but I am reluctant to watch it. The contradictory and complicated emotions drive me crazy. I was just a bored idler who clicked on this novel aimlessly without intending to finish reading it, but you succeeded. I finished reading it "half-way". Now, I can only express my emotions! Only by leaving a message in the comments can I stabilize my mood at this moment. With a sense of luck, I hope you can see it. Come on, author, I look forward to every "next chapter" of yours. Your dear readers
Good-looking, clear logic, close your eyes. The only bad thing is the two female protagonists. There is very little description of the 2 wives' family background. I personally can't stand the two female protagonists, but it is still very interesting. There are very few early scenes of Xiao Qing, either sleeping or on the way to sleep. ! ! I hope Xiaohong will grow up to be cool and cute. The character description is very detailed, but there are too many. I hope to summarize it again. If the perfect score is 100, I will definitely give it 96 points. Can you please stop bringing his brother with you? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#smo
The plot is compact. Except for the emotional scenes, it feels a bit like Dali. I'm looking forward to the follow-up development. The writing is above average. The male protagonist's character is a bit weird in the middle period. Of course there are faults. It depends on whether you can accept it. Anyway, I think there is nothing wrong with five stars. I am a native dog and I like to watch [Eating Melon]
This is the best book I have ever read on Tomato. To be honest, the rating of 9.3 Is a bit low, at least 9.8. The whole process is logically rigorous and not brainless. I read a full eight chapters before abandoning the book.
I haven't seen such an interesting book in a long time. Come on, don't end it.
It's so good, but there are too few chapters. I suggest the author update it 100,000,000 times a day [smile][smile][smile]
Although the writing is a bit off and the plot is a bit cliche, it's still quite enjoyable. The writing is pretty good. Correction: It's not that the writing is bad, it's that it's poor. The more you look at it, the more you look like a fool.
To be honest, it's really good-looking. I've been following it now. Come on! Look at the time!
When I saw this double heroine, I thought it was a hundred, but it was really good to watch. The protagonist has a very strong aura. Those who like reading cool stories will like it.
I really like this book, but because of my academic problems, I won't be able to read it for another year. If this book is finished in a year, I will definitely finish it! I like Tomato very much, and I also like this book very much. I think this book is better than Zhan Shen, but Zhan Shen is not bad either. There are many things that I cannot say about this book, but this book attracted me when I read the first chapter. This is the first book written by the author, and there are many things that are not as good as other books. But the author worked very hard and wrote this book very seriously. After all, it is the first time to write it, so I love everyone in this book with great support. The characters described by the author are all very good and very funny~( ̄▽ ̄~) This book is for me and I really really like it. (Personal opinion) I hope the author can write better and better. I have to wait for a year to see where the author will update, and I will read it in one day, hehe, 😘😘😘 I wonder if the author is a "slap maniac"😝😝😝 Thank you author, thank you Tomato, thank you readers I will definitely come back to Tomato in a year, come back to read it, and come back to leave comments. When I come back, readers hope that someone will remember these words of mine. Stop beeping. The content of the book is wonderful. By hehe
The writing is a bit immature, but there's something very good about it. The good thing is that I can skip more than a dozen chapters at once without affecting the plot reading. I'll deduct one star from you. In the later stage, it's basically just nesting dolls, and there's no creativity. This type of article doesn't have to be pretentious all the time. It's also good to write some interesting extended plots.
If you want to continue reading, I won't make a long review. In short, this book is very good-looking. It does not hide its own strength and has taken a different path from the conventional and fascinating routines of other novels. I believe the author can develop further and write better. Come on!
It's so good to watch, hehehehehehe, I can't stop at all, it's so great ヾ(Ő∀Ő๑)ノIt's so annoying [Like] I support you very much, keep working hard, but the chapters are a bit short, I haven't watched Yin yet [Like]((o(´∀`)o)) cheering ✧\ ٩(눈౪눈)و //✧Come on, hey
The protagonist is humorous, the author writes it with a sense of substitution, the writing is very good, and the character creation is very good [love] [love] [love] Especially when Kangkang saw the protagonist unified Blue Star, he saw Kangkang died (faked death). I was really sad. I clasped my hands in prayer in sadness. Although Kangkang has a mean mouth, he really stayed with me for a long time and brought me endless joy. I really like Kangkang, the mean-mouthed husky [Adore] [Adore] [Adore] I saw someone saying that the protagonist has just left the novice village, and I think the back part should be very long. It's really good, and it's enough to keep me watching for a long time. Can the author create a fan base?
I have read more than 10,000 hours of books, and I think this book is very interesting.
Very nice and traditional. Well, let's put it this way, a group of dogs pooped on the protagonist's head, and the poop felt comfortable, and then the protagonist pulled it back again. After the poop, he was very proud and proud. There are many plots like this, not just once. It's a very good book. It's delicious and I love eating. Five stars
This book is one of the few books that I can read without skipping chapters. It is also the only book that I can read more than 1,000 chapters from the first chapter. Although it was updated in 2023, the writing style and subject matter are still very good now. It took me 2 weeks to read it. To sum up, the writing in the middle of this book is not particularly good. But the characters and details are very good. Everyone has a different personality and independent image. The plot is also good and worth reading.
It's very humorous. When I see him listening to novels on his headphones at work, he laughs from time to time. My colleagues all think there is something wrong with their brains [awkward laugh]
I think this book is really the best among the beast-controlling novels, bar none. Although there are some emotional scenes added in it, I think it is very appropriate. The whole novel is delicately written, has a clear structure, and is well-paced. It is neither fast nor too slow. The male protagonist's character is very well portrayed. He never abandons his wife, thinks of good things, is considerate and caring to his family members, and is even more righteous to his brothers and friends. The plot is very interesting, and many of them are very funny. , I can always laugh every time I watch it, and the image of the beast master is also very well described. The strong and calm eldest sister Xiaoqing, the second sister Xiaohong in the second grade, especially the strong-mouthed king Zhong Kangkang, I knew it was not simple from the moment he appeared 😂, especially when he later became the three fools, it is super interesting, and the protagonist is also a decisive leader. There is no ambiguity in accepting favors, but if someone offends him, he will do it back no matter what. Just like this. All I can say is that words are incompetent. You'll know just by reading the text. It's good-looking (*^▽^*)
I really love this novel. It is the best beast-control novel I have ever read that suits my taste. The male protagonist showed off his strength at just the right time, and the timing was particularly good. And it's very comfortable to watch, watching the male protagonist become stronger step by step, with cute and silly pets by his side. The characters of the female protagonists are also very likable. I don't really like reading articles with female protagonists, but I really love the female protagonist in this article! ! ! Finally, come on, go, go, go, go, go!
I finally finished watching it and couldn't help but give it a try! This novel is definitely the best work I have read in recent times. It grabbed my attention from the beginning and I was still interested in it until the last chapter.
"This is a fantasy expedition that spans nine heavens and ten lands - in a world where laws have collapsed and blood has been rekindled, I saw a mortal's obsession with changing his destiny against the will of heaven, and I also saw the ups and downs and perseverance of human nature before the peak of power."
This is a very good book. It is rare to see more serious beast control books. Unlike other books, which are all about women and harems, the main character is quite stubborn. If you want to kill him, be decisive, especially the part about Gabriel. There are so many beasts, none of them are ferocious, but they are still very interesting. Before I knew it, I had read more than 600 chapters😋. You still have to be patient in the middle of reading this book. If you feel bored in some places, you can skip a few chapters. There are two female protagonists in the early stage, and two in the later stage, making a total of four. Only four of them are considered a harem in Tomato. The plot is about rebirth and saving the world. It is not the Dragon King of the City. They all go to the big world later. The whole book is still very good. The middle may be a bit boring. Don't judge it randomly after reading the first part. I have read more than 1,000 pictures and I am still following it.
This book is very well written, and the stories are interlocking. The protagonist values friendship and justice, and is decisive in killing enemies. Although it is not a single heroine, she does not fall in love with each other. I hope the author will work harder and bring better works to readers.
This book is really good. I have almost finished it. The overall layout is very good, the language is humorous, and the characters have very distinct personalities. I am not flattering you. This is the truth. Personally speaking, this is the best beast-control novel I have ever read. The rating is still low. It should be 9.5. Moreover, it is a good book that is purely delayed by the title. I sincerely recommend it [laughs] I've finished reading it, and it's okay in the end. There are a few holes, but for a book of this type, it's pretty good. I still support it. The overall concept is good.
Overall, it's very good, but it's too wordy in some places. It feels like the word count is low, but the author's update speed is not bad. I hope the author can finish it every day as early as possible [Love] [Love]
This book is a good book, but the combat power is a bit weak at the beginning (but the subsequent plot is understandable, Xiaoqing's D-level transformation to S-level is a bit small) and then one of the major features of this book is comedy, Zhong Kangkang makes me laugh to death. Finally, this book has multiple female protagonists, but it is not that the female protagonists in the stallion novel have fewer roles (in the front, there are Blue Star Luo Hanshuang and Su Taoer, and in the back, she becomes a star) Sora and Lan Yu confirm their relationship, the diamonds later, and Selena. I originally thought Selena was more like that, but she is the biggest in the harem.) Overall, it's okay, and what's commendable is that she can summarize it while sitting down (this book has a lot of beasts, and some tasks can't be completed in a short time. The author will summarize it in stages. If you don't want to read it, you can skip it directly)
After basically watching it, I can be sure that the characters are very well created and the ups and downs of the plot have reached a certain level. The shortcomings are also relatively obvious: there are too many C languages in the article, which somewhat affects the reading experience. However, it gets much better after 100 chapters. It is recommended to avoid lightning by 20 to 50 chapters. If you look closely, the text has some flaws, but overall it is really enjoyable to read. However, some frustrations can also be added appropriately, otherwise it will only look enjoyable [shy]