(Stockpiling supplies + pets + traveling the world + livestreaming + humorous daily life)
The apocalypse is coming, and Fang Mu awakens an apocalypse survival System ahead of time. Without a word, the System rewards him with a husky.
After they’ve spent some time together…
Fang Mu can’t help wishing he could go back a few days. If the System had asked him this back then:
“Fang Mu, you’re about to receive a reward. You have two choices. A: the robot dog Xiao Bai. B: …”
“BBBBBBBBBB… I choose B!” Fang Mu would’ve answered before the System could finish. He’s been pushed so far that he’s even learned to buzz in!
Since Xiao Bai keeps hitting him and he can’t hit back, Fang Mu turns to Zhang San, the notorious legal expert, for advice about being bullied by a dog:
If you own a pet that not only takes over your room, but also uses your food-delivery account without permission and spends the money in your bank account, and hits you whenever it’s in a bad mood, how would a court rule in this situation?
Zhang San’s first reaction isn’t to figure out how to get justice for him.
His first reaction is to ask, “Fang Mu, why is your pet so smart?”
His second reaction is to ask, “Fang Mu, where did you buy your pet?”
His third reaction is to ask, “Fang Mu, are you selling that pet?”
His fourth reaction is…
His fifth reaction is…
Fang Mu can’t listen any longer. “Zhang San, just tell me whether Blue Star’s laws apply to this stupid dog!”
Zhang San says that since it’s your pet, no matter how much it beats you up, you still have to raise it, even if you have to do it through tears.
What are you writing about? It's not like the end of the world. You still have to apply for a job to vouch for it?