"I won't be the one who wrote the code for this generation of humans, right?"
God" was voted out of office by the board.
Because of abusing administrator rights (including but not limited to: turning a tyrant into a frog, making a certain city's Wi-Fi permanently full), this cynical creator was deprived of his divinity by the board of directors of the heaven, demoted to the human world, and became a homeless man with nothing.