Honghuang: I Become a Sect Elder and Am Forced to Take Disciples

It is the ancient Primordial World. The Witch-Demon War has ended, the Investiture of the Gods has yet to come, and the Journey to the West is still a distant prospect. The immortal ways of the Mystic Sect are flourishing. And now, I've become an elder of the sect who wants to live off his elders, while my master forces me to take disciples before entering seclusion. But my disciples are just too much trouble. My eldest disciple is gentle and refined, but actually rather dull. He is always talking about the fate of the Primordial World and how immortals have a duty to act, then heading off to the battlefield beyond the realms to suppress the heavenly demons. Honestly, doesn't he know how dangerous it is out there? My second disciple has peerless swordsmanship and was born to be a sword immortal. His sword flashes cold across nineteen realms, slaying countless demons and savage beasts. In the end, he points his blade at the Demon God and declares, “I am invincible among those of my level. If I don't fight a god, then who will I fight?” Sometimes I really want to crack open his skull and see what he's thinking. How can he say something like that without worrying he'll get himself killed?! My third disciple is serene and unassuming, and excels at talismans. My eleventh disciple is a handsome young man named Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor's nephew. His greatest achievement is probably causing a huge disturbance in the Heavenly Court. My twelfth disciple is a monkey who sprang from a stone. The Holy Mother gave him the name Sun Wukong. His greatest achievement is probably causing a huge disturbance in Heaven, too. Sigh! Let's not talk about it. It brings tears to my eyes! From now on, I won't take any more disciples. And as for living off my elders, I've become a Sage. Who's left for me to sponge off?