
The Salted Fish Were Laid Out and Slaughtered Indiscriminately, and the Sick Girl Cried and Begged Me to Love Him
咸鱼摆烂乱杀,病娇哭着求我爱他
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- Completed
- Length
- 441k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I Laughed so Hard in the Middle of the Night That the Dog Next Door Scolded the Book for Disturbing the People.
Sha Giao Wen, Laughing Until There Is a Lack of Oxygen↖(^ω^)↗
I Want to See a Funny Comic About a Wife Who Laughs so Much That She Turns into a Maggot on the Bed.
Are There Any Books as Lighthearted and Funny as Ye Qiao (Langlang)?
The Heroine Is Very Salty but Very Strong (๑><๑)
The heroine Lai is so strong that no one can defeat her.
I Beg the Protagonist to Watch the Drama and Not Take the Initiative to Interfere with the Original Plot of the Novel. the Protagonist Will Eat the Melon.
In the era, all kinds of Qing Dynasty romances are acceptable. The protagonists are in books and plots. They don't take the initiative to cause trouble. They don't blackmail the original male and female protagonists. They can be used with or without CP. They don't want to be in love.
Looking for Funny, Daily Light-Hearted Articles, Preferably 9.0 or Above.
I've been feeling a bit stressed and annoyed recently, so I wanted to read some lighthearted and funny articles to relieve my mood.
A Portrait of a Group of Cultivators! No Female Competition! It Takes a Passionate Struggle!
I really want to see a plot that has an overall view of growth and passion (the kind of plot that many mecha novels have). Obviously each different sect has its own charm, but there are always various obstacles for the protagonist because of love and love. Different positions are good and bad.
I Beg the Heroine to Be Special, the Kind That Lies All Day Long and Doesn't Want to Move.
It's not impossible for the heroine to be a bitch, so wear it quickly and make sure there's no CP.
The Heroine Who Is More Ruthless Than the Ruthless Gangster
For entertainment stars, it doesn't matter what the heroine's identity is. What's important is that other people's gangsters don't look like hers, and hers doesn't look like hers. Please, I watched a video two days ago, which aroused my curiosity. It turns out that book costs money, and now I want to find a meal replacement.
Is There Any Very Subversive Writing, the Kind That Casts Doubt on the Author's Mental State?
I Want to See the Heroine Going Crazy and Trying to Die, and She Can't Bear the Slightest Grievance. It's Funny but Not Sad.
I want to read a book similar to "The Fake Daughter's Madness, After His Death, All the Scumbag Guy's Characters Collapsed". I really want to see the kind of Xie Ningjun who goes crazy and tries to die all the time without being aggrieved at all. I don't want to see the kind of person who solves the problem afterwards and has to be upfront and fearless. Please
Cultivation of Immortality, Cultivation of Immortality, Anyone Who Wants to Have CP
Who in the family understands? It's really hard to read a very long fairy tale, but I don't have any CP. I want to read sweet love. Oh, oh, but I've really read a lot of fairy tales, such as Ye Linglong, Yunzheng, Ye Qiao, and so many other names that I've almost forgotten them all. I've really read them all.
Shuhuang Square!
Dear friends, come and recommend some good books. Book-hungry friends, hurry up! !
Cultivation of Immortals, and Both Male and Female Protagonists Are Very Stubborn
The traditional way of cultivating immortals is good, the male and female protagonists are both obscene and funny, and being a mortal is also good.
I Hope the Kind of Male Protagonist Who Is Dark and Yandere Can Have a Secret Love Come True❤️🔥
Is There Any Heroine Who Has Traveled to the World of Immortality? There Is a Shortage of Books.
Anyway, as long as it's from the world of cultivating immortals.
I'm Out of Articles. I've Exhausted All the Good Ones.
I want to watch content similar to "The Abandoned Daughter: The Poisonous Concubine is Cruel and Arrogant". Please, either the plot is cliche, or the male protagonist is greasy, and the female protagonist will be unable to move as soon as she meets the male protagonist. Let's find a strong female protagonist, and don't always be influenced by the male protagonist. The male lead shouldn't be too oily



















































































Please read it through. If you think it's good, you can leave a positive review~~ Then you can actively comment on the book paragraphs and interact with me on the chapters. If I see something interesting, I will reply to you! Then there is a little demining: if the heroine is not a strong woman, the relationship between the male and female protagonists will progress faster, and the ambiguous pull will last for a long time. Although she is a salty heroine, she is full of talents, including swordsmanship, talismans, formations, alchemy... And she can learn everything! And you can learn it instantly! My daughter is the best! The heroine will not be wronged, but she is strong and optimistic. She is a healing sand sculpture. She likes to lie flat, her skills are sloppy, and she has no basic skills. The male protagonist appears to be mean-mouthed, cool, gloomy and irritable, but in fact he is the female protagonist's super loyal dog, sensitive and yandere who lacks love and cannot stand being separated from his wife. And the supporting characters are also very good, some have a fixed CP, some don't, don't worry, they will definitely not be cruel or bloody. Just don't use your brain🧠.
The heroine and the hero are really fun, and it's easy to be the first wave of viewers. The author is really sorry for the trouble. Woxiangwo can try to communicate with you and draw a fan! [Adoration][Adoration]
I like it so much! It's really beautiful, beyond my expectation. Many of the author's jokes are indeed very funny. Every character in it is very vivid, and the love story between the male and female protagonists is really sweet. Goodbye, let's contact you if we have something to do. (Become a monkey) (Wandering among the woods) (Inadvertently follow the pedestrian's banana🍌) (Wang from left to right wrapped around the vines) (Swing from right to left again) (Swing from left to right again) Right) (The ape falls on the high mountain and roars) (Ah wu wu wu wu wu wu) (Claps hand to mouth) (Ah wu wu wu) (Passes hands on body) (Crazy laugh: Hey hey hey 🤪) (Grabs another banana) (Ah wu wu wu)
It's good to watch, and there aren't any big holes left to fill. The plot is also pretty good, and the female lead and male lead are both awesome. I really like it. The endings of some other supporting characters are also very suitable, and the extra chapters are also good. I really like it, because I am afraid that the novel will not be finished, so I usually read the completed novel. I think this one is quite good.
Why is it over? It's not enough! ! Baby Ning Yan is so cute, decisive in doing things, and has super attributes. Ji Wu Jiu is powerful, but this guy is really a dog! Coaxing the good-looking Jiangjiang Liangliang, what kind of lady, sister, sweetheart, really knows how to shout. The plot is not procrastinating, and the original host and heroine are also very good, treating baby Ning Yan as her own sister👀 I want to see the wedding extra of two little cuties, please please🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 All in all, highly recommended, it's really beautiful! ! !
It's okay, you can watch it, the story develops very quickly, and you will undoubtedly be together almost the whole time. But it could be better. There are two points. 1. The emotional changes in the middle were too simple. I felt that after seeing the concerns of the heroine, the heroine half pushed and had sex with the hero twice. She somehow had no worries and accepted and fell in love without seeing the turning point of her acceptance. I felt that the emotional line was too simple and a bit inexplicable. 2. The ending is a bit rushed. I obviously feel that the story is still developing normally, but suddenly I have to fight the big boss, and then after finishing the fight, I win, and that's the ending. It's too fast. If it's so fast, why is there such a long plot development ahead? Of course, these two points are not big problems. I just hope that this article will be better. The male protagonist is the strongest in the whole book. The female protagonist looks like a salty fish but is actually a genius. The villain's IQ is not high. Both of them are very smart. There is no misunderstanding. It's okay. You can read it if there is nothing wrong.
Super, super, super good-looking. The author is [laughing] [laughing]. I really like the setting of Xianyu & Demon King! ! ! ! You have to believe in yourself, it's very well written [Blowing Kiss][Blowing Kiss] The female protagonist is ridiculous and strong, and the male protagonist pampers and takes care of the aftermath. There are no flaws in the whole story (except that I don't like orthopedics [Shy]) It's great [Like][Like][Like]
Contribute my little effort! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! This is one of the few books I have written about cultivating immortality. I actually don't like reading it because I can't understand the complicated settings, but this one is very friendly to me! ! ! It's really good to watch, the story is closely linked one by one, and the characters are really lovable. Is the little girl who comes out of the secret realm the nameless sister? (I'm a big fan of orthopedics, but what's the reality?!!!) Recommended! ! ! ! The progress of the relationship is like a rocket! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I like ho ho ho ho! ! ! ! Go! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Like it very much! ! ! The overall atmosphere is relaxed and light-hearted, with a lot of jokes, and it's still funny even after two years. It's not the kind of embarrassing bad jokes. I really like the atmosphere between the male and female protagonists, and I also like the setting of Salted Fish & Big Devil! 🤤The relationship between the two of them is also very interesting, they get along very lively, and the relationship is not awkward as the relationship progresses, it is just sweet. Although it is mainly based on the relationship between the two, there is also a main plot, and there are no very complicated twists in the later stage (I don't like the sudden and brain-burning twists in the early stage). It is a very readable and interesting cookie. I like it ❤️ The author works hard to write more, and I look forward to the next book!
It's good to read, the male and female protagonists' relationships are natural, the female protagonist is salty, and there aren't many bad people in the novel. In the first part, I felt that the male protagonist was a bit arrogant towards the female protagonist, which made me want to see the crematorium. I also felt that the climax of the whole novel was a bit lacking. If the novel was longer, it would be a bit unsatisfactory. However, the overall novel is still good. Keep up the good work, author! [Blowing kiss]
Okay, family members, this author is very clever. The characters of the male and female protagonists are also okay, and they poke my xp from time to time [laughing evilly]. The rating for my family members is a bit low, but it doesn't matter, gold will always shine. Come on, author! Looking forward to your next book!
From the beginning to the end, the author is not perfunctory at all, and is full of love. After reading this book, I feel that my blood is flowing smoothly. It is really written super, super, super well [KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS ][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS]
After reading it, I felt that this book is so well written, super beautiful, huge, huge, huge, beautiful, I like it very much. I think the love between the male and female protagonists is really amazing. I like it very much [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration] [adoration]
It is a very interesting crazy literature. The only regret is that the male and female protagonists are not married. Who knows what I want to read? The author please update me (the data of the book is still very good. I have recommended it many times) @
Super beautiful, the male and female protagonists are both clean, they are both clean in the past and present life! (Don't misunderstand the male protagonist, there is no relationship between him and the original female protagonist in the past and present life. I won't spoil it here [laughing]) The male and female protagonists only have eyes for each other. The plot is very funny. Very sweet too! The male and female protagonists are both good-looking. There will be romance between them, both affectionate and vicious. I don't like this very much. But fortunately, neither of them would have an affair with anyone else. The sense of proportion is very good, the rotten peach blossoms are handled well, and both of them have mouths. There will be no misunderstanding. So it's not a big problem! It's a group portrait article, and it's quite fun to read. (The original male and female protagonists. They are both very good people. There is no messy emotional connection with the protagonist, it is just pure friendship) It is very comfortable to watch. The heroine has super strength and is a genius. But he has a very salty personality and is occasionally silly, and his brain circuit is very strange [face covering]. The male protagonist has super strong force, but has a complicated personality. He is indifferent and violent towards others, but gentle and doting towards the female protagonist. He is possessive and occasionally gets drunk on green tea [covering his face]. The interaction between the male and female protagonists. Ambiguous pulling is very interesting! The male protagonist is a love brain, and the female protagonist will give him a sense of security. It's great to go both ways! (The male protagonist can read minds. He can do it himself. He needs to specially feel it. In order to know what the other person is thinking, it can be regarded as a plug-in for the male protagonist. He can recognize the sinister nature of people's hearts.) Strong recommendation, not dragging! Like it very much.
Why is the rating of this book so low? It's so good-looking. Everyone's characters are wonderful, and the salted fish and the devil are so cute. Don't be fooled by the low rating. Come and take a look at our fish head CP.
It looks good, the male and female protagonists are particularly well designed, and the interaction between the male and female protagonists is really lovely and touching. That kind of atmosphere yyds, but it has a shortcoming. I feel that the transition between the past and present life is a bit abrupt. For example, at the beginning, the male protagonist said that defeating Xianze was easy, just because of synesthesia and did not want to cause the female protagonist pain. Later, it was inexplicable that the female protagonist was the reincarnation of Xianzun, the last god in the world. In this regard, it was really inexplicable. Then in the finale, when the male and female protagonists fought Xianze, the male and female protagonists could defeat Xianze together, and it was quite difficult. To be honest, I personally don't like the drama of the past life and the present life. The male protagonist is the devil born in the beginning of the world, but why is he the younger brother of the female protagonist in the previous life, the adopted wolf cub? Moreover, the heroine's previous life was the last god in the world.
It's nice to watch [Adoration] [Adoration] The relationship between the heroine and the hero is really funny and the plot is also very good. There is just a part of the fox that feels um... A bit weird. I don't like this part very much, but it's not a big problem for the plot.
OK, it's very interesting to watch. It's everyone's loss if you don't watch it. The heroine is as beautiful as a flower and has a powerful core (flexible and flexible) x a dark, paranoid and invincible super innocent male protagonist. The heroine is growing up step by step. Watch the innocent love story between the immortal and the demon. The original male protagonist and female protagonist are also very good people, and I really like the atmosphere of this book [Send my heart][Send my heart][Send my heart]
This book is the only one I have not skipped chapters. The ending is also very good. I was really shocked after reading it. This book is very good. I will keep it in my bookshelf. I wish the author a bright future. -2024.7.30
The fried chicken looks great. I walked by and came in to sit down. [Laughing] I think there are so many jokes in this book! Laughing all the time! The male protagonist, Lord Demon Lord, is also very doting on the female protagonist. I don't blame the original male and female protagonists. The original male and female protagonists are like an old father and an old mother. They are heartbroken for their daughter [Love]
I found this book by chance. Recently, I always stop reading after thirty or forty chapters. This book is quite attractive to me. I read it intermittently in two or three days. I think it is very well written. The setting and plot really poked at me, as I have an impatient temper. The plot of this book is coherent, concise, and the progress is fast. I think it is a good read [Adoration]
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The male and female protagonists of this unique sweet novel are both good-mouthed and strong. The female protagonist Xianyu is lovable and the male protagonist is cute and contrasting. Every supporting character is well portrayed. There is no dark protagonist in the original book. It is very warm. I feel like the world is beautiful when I look at this corpse [full] [full]
Both the male and female protagonists are very real. The female protagonist does not show off her love for the male protagonist like other female protagonists. The female protagonist is interested in the male protagonist until she falls in love with her without any hesitation. This is what I like the most. The same goes for the male protagonist. The male and female protagonists simply win my heart.
I finished reading it in two days, and my words are very poor. If you are interested in the subject of salted fish and funny sand sculptures, you can come and read it. Everyone will have different feelings after reading it. I was very moved by the fact that humans and monsters signed a peace agreement in the end. It can be seen that the author wrote these hundreds of thousands of words with great care. Overall, you will like it.
The settings of the male and female protagonists are really good, really beautiful, and not abusive at all. The most unforgettable thing for me is that the author personally admitted that he broke the dimensional wall. The first time I saw this ending, I really cried when I saw it😭My paper people are living happily in a corner of the world. Maybe one day, we will meet each other [cry][cry][cry][cry]
That is to say, I think the author should not have to state so emphatically that there are many jokes. After reading the first chapter, I focused on whether there are any jokes in this one. I can't even get into the plot. You can read it in Shuhuang. Although there are many jokes, the plot is connected and naturally you won't care about these jokes. However, during the process of reading, the plot and jokes sometimes feel inexplicable. I can't stand it when I see the end, but it's not easy to code the words. I will give it five points.
I don't know what's going on with the ratings... I feel like someone is deliberately trying to increase the ratings... Wives, don't care about the ratings! Go check out the content! (Remember to lose your head) Very, very beautiful! ! ! Yan Yan's identity is also very impressive! ! ! But it will be announced later and then there it is! Maomao writes very well! ! I'm waiting for your book to be on the Tomato recommendation list! ! ~
It looks great, why is it rated so low? It's really beautiful. I think the rating should be 9 or above! ! Salted Fish×Mozun Very unique CP, including senior brother and senior sister, hahahaha Looking forward to the extra episode [Sending Hearts]