
The Lazy Slacker Goes on a Killing Spree, While the Yandere Begs Me to Love Him
咸鱼摆烂乱杀,病娇哭着求我爱他
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- Completed
- Length
- 441k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Please read it through. If you think it's good, you can leave a positive review~~ Then you can actively comment on the book paragraphs and interact with me on the chapters. If I see something interesting, I will reply to you! Then there is a little demining: if the heroine is not a strong woman, the relationship between the male and female protagonists will progress faster, and the ambiguous pull will last for a long time. Although she is a salty heroine, she is full of talents, including swordsmanship, talismans, formations, alchemy... And she can learn everything! And you can learn it instantly! My daughter is the best! The heroine will not be wronged, but she is strong and optimistic. She is a healing sand sculpture. She likes to lie flat, her skills are sloppy, and she has no basic skills. The male protagonist appears to be mean-mouthed, cool, gloomy and irritable, but in fact he is the female protagonist's super loyal dog, sensitive and yandere who lacks love and cannot stand being separated from his wife. And the supporting characters are also very good, some have a fixed CP, some don't, don't worry, they will definitely not be cruel or bloody. Just don't use your brain🧠.
The heroine and the hero are really fun, and it's easy to be the first wave of viewers. The author is really sorry for the trouble. Woxiangwo can try to communicate with you and draw a fan! [Adoration][Adoration]
I like it so much! It's really beautiful, beyond my expectation. Many of the author's jokes are indeed very funny. Every character in it is very vivid, and the love story between the male and female protagonists is really sweet. Goodbye, let's contact you if we have something to do. (Become a monkey) (Wandering among the woods) (Inadvertently follow the pedestrian's banana🍌) (Wang from left to right wrapped around the vines) (Swing from right to left again) (Swing from left to right again) Right) (The ape falls on the high mountain and roars) (Ah wu wu wu wu wu wu) (Claps hand to mouth) (Ah wu wu wu) (Passes hands on body) (Crazy laugh: Hey hey hey 🤪) (Grabs another banana) (Ah wu wu wu)
It's good to watch, and there aren't any big holes left to fill. The plot is also pretty good, and the female lead and male lead are both awesome. I really like it. The endings of some other supporting characters are also very suitable, and the extra chapters are also good. I really like it, because I am afraid that the novel will not be finished, so I usually read the completed novel. I think this one is quite good.
Why is it over? It's not enough! ! Baby Ning Yan is so cute, decisive in doing things, and has super attributes. Ji Wu Jiu is powerful, but this guy is really a dog! Coaxing the good-looking Jiangjiang Liangliang, what kind of lady, sister, sweetheart, really knows how to shout. The plot is not procrastinating, and the original host and heroine are also very good, treating baby Ning Yan as her own sister👀 I want to see the wedding extra of two little cuties, please please🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 All in all, highly recommended, it's really beautiful! ! !
Super, super, super good-looking. The author is [laughing] [laughing]. I really like the setting of Xianyu & Demon King! ! ! ! You have to believe in yourself, it's very well written [Blowing Kiss][Blowing Kiss] The female protagonist is ridiculous and strong, and the male protagonist pampers and takes care of the aftermath. There are no flaws in the whole story (except that I don't like orthopedics [Shy]) It's great [Like][Like][Like]
It's okay, you can watch it, the story develops very quickly, and you will undoubtedly be together almost the whole time. But it could be better. There are two points. 1. The emotional changes in the middle were too simple. I felt that after seeing the concerns of the heroine, the heroine half pushed and had sex with the hero twice. She somehow had no worries and accepted and fell in love without seeing the turning point of her acceptance. I felt that the emotional line was too simple and a bit inexplicable. 2. The ending is a bit rushed. I obviously feel that the story is still developing normally, but suddenly I have to fight the big boss, and then after finishing the fight, I win, and that's the ending. It's too fast. If it's so fast, why is there such a long plot development ahead? Of course, these two points are not big problems. I just hope that this article will be better. The male protagonist is the strongest in the whole book. The female protagonist looks like a salty fish but is actually a genius. The villain's IQ is not high. Both of them are very smart. There is no misunderstanding. It's okay. You can read it if there is nothing wrong.
Like it very much! ! ! The overall atmosphere is relaxed and light-hearted, with a lot of jokes, and it's still funny even after two years. It's not the kind of embarrassing bad jokes. I really like the atmosphere between the male and female protagonists, and I also like the setting of Salted Fish & Big Devil! 🤤The relationship between the two of them is also very interesting, they get along very lively, and the relationship is not awkward as the relationship progresses, it is just sweet. Although it is mainly based on the relationship between the two, there is also a main plot, and there are no very complicated twists in the later stage (I don't like the sudden and brain-burning twists in the early stage). It is a very readable and interesting cookie. I like it ❤️ The author works hard to write more, and I look forward to the next book!
From the beginning to the end, the author is not perfunctory at all, and is full of love. After reading this book, I feel that my blood is flowing smoothly. It is really written super, super, super well [KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS ][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS][KISS]
Contribute my little effort! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! This is one of the few books I have written about cultivating immortality. I actually don't like reading it because I can't understand the complicated settings, but this one is very friendly to me! ! ! It's really good to watch, the story is closely linked one by one, and the characters are really lovable. Is the little girl who comes out of the secret realm the nameless sister? (I'm a big fan of orthopedics, but what's the reality?!!!) Recommended! ! ! ! The progress of the relationship is like a rocket! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I like ho ho ho ho! ! ! ! Go! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !