My brother's math scores were so poor that my mother asked me to give a gift to the school's math teacher and ask him to give my brother a small stove.
My mother not only wrapped the gifts, but also wrapped me.
I chose a short skirt with puff sleeves and a big bow tied on the chest.
Unexpectedly, when I came to the door with a gift, my brother's teacher turned out to be my ex.
"A gift or for you?"