I Tricked Myself a Little Husband and Became a Marquis of Champions

Huo Wujie bought a nearly dying wife for two taels of loose silver.

Once she recovered, she put on a cherry-red skirt and pinned up her hair. She was a real beauty!

The village thugs said, “Little Huo, you're just a scruffy kid who hasn't even finished growing. You can't do a thing for such a pretty young wife. Your big brother here would be happy to help!”

The next day, those fellows fell into a muddy pond and broke their legs.

❤️ Ever since Doctor He Tiantian cured Ling Yong'an, he had been fascinated by the older unmarried woman. She cooked well and was delightful to talk to, so he was always dropping by her house for a meal. He would even bring pastries, fabric, and gold and silver jewelry.

Huo Wujie: What, you think I'm dead?

Doctor He Tiantian: You're still young. Let me have her, and name whatever you want. I'll go through fire and water for you. From now on, you can call me brother-in-law!

Huo Wujie: Brother-in-law, my foot!

Then He Tiantian's century-old He Shouwu, thousand-year-old ginseng, and snow lotus all went missing, and he was left with a completely shaved head!

Give up now? Obviously not!

He Tiantian had a sudden inspiration, put on a spotless monk's robe, and went right back to parade himself in front of Ling Yong'an.

Huo Wujie: Seriously? Role-playing?

Yong'an farmed, studied, and did business. Before she knew it, she had become a little rich lady and had a little bundle of joy.

One day, a victory report arrived from the imperial court: Huo Wujie had become the Marquis Champion, renowned for his unmatched wisdom and courage!

The little one said, “Mother, let's go to the capital to find Father.”