Pallbearers

My family has been dealing with the dead for generations, and I became a coffin bearer as my son inherited his father's legacy. Before each coffin is carried, five sticks of incense are offered to the deceased. When people go to incense, they are most taboo about three long and two short things. The most taboo thing about putting incense on corpses is three short and two long. That day, I carried a coffin, and the pregnant woman who died in the coffin actually gave birth to a pair of twins! [Shh, be quiet! Send the coffin on the road, it's time to go...]