[Ark + Dinosaurs + Comedy]
After transmigrating into a high-martial world, Chen Feng found himself a penniless poor man who could barely afford to eat.
Fortunately, he bound a golden finger: as long as he paid, he could bring prehistoric dinosaurs from a game into the real world and forcibly synchronize their martial arts realms!
A bully shows up to demand protection money? Two Dilophosaurs spit venom at him, making him soil himself in the street before forcing him to shovel pig manure upside down, tears in his eyes!
A powerful clan sends top experts to assassinate him? The Ankylosaurus in his yard smashes them, blades and all, into a two-dimensional picture with a single swipe of its tail!
A martial arts grandmaster boasts and taunts him? A sixty-meter-long Apatosaurus stomps him into a pulp and scatters even his ashes!
To cover the golden finger’s exorbitant costs, Chen Feng turns into a ruthless capitalist: selling dinosaur eggs at outrageous prices, cooking exotic beast meat into soup to fleece rich heirs, and kidnapping the emperor’s own son to toil in the mines!
When the Great Xuan Emperor personally leads an expedition to wipe out this “treasonous” madman,
he finds that the thousands of ragged refugees serving Chen Feng are all peerless experts of the fourth rank or higher! The walls are crawling with fully armed prehistoric tyrannosaurs!
“Your Majesty, I don’t think our proud army of a hundred thousand would even be enough to feed that dinosaur of his for one late-night snack?”
It looks okay.
I don't see anything funny