Struck by lightning on his way home after cosplaying Zhongli at an anime convention, with an arm around each companion? His refusal to die awakens a cheat ability? He successfully revives on Teyvat, only to be born on Celestia? He bluffs the Heavenly Principles in the name of Barbatos? His advanced Archon System falls asleep, and after meeting Guizhong, he blows up Cloud Retainer's home. Guizhong, Morax, you two better stay tied up tight! Let’s see how Xia Tian, a young man from Blue Star, backstabs miHoYo in Teyvat! Bring every last one of them back to life! No angst in this novel, no heroine for now, and Guizhong and Zhongli are a locked-in couple. A newbie is getting started, so feel free to roast me.
