Can peanuts be empowered too? What can empowered peanuts do?
Believe me, I could pull out my belt and empower it, giving it the power to make you die of embarrassment!
Stop scrubbing! You're about to rub all the dirt off your body! No! I'm still dirty, I can keep scrubbing. For your life, I'd scrub you raw if that's what it took to make you a Great Restoration Pill!
A detail-rich story that never pads the word count. It's a comedy with something for every taste, from highbrow to lowbrow.
The ability to give ordinary objects extraordinary powers: get the empowerment right, and everyone's happy. Get it wrong, and the whole village is waiting for the feast!
Before you head down the mountain, your master says he'll summon your soul so you won't be left half-witted.
A goofy Taoist's coming-of-age journey, with no exaggeration or padding. Every milestone reflects an aspect of real society.
A Taoist's journey through military service, with tears and laughter, but above all, moments that hit just right.
Beating up a commanding officer? No big deal. Taking apart a military base? Standard procedure. Bathing on Mount Fuji, soaking your feet in the White House, having barbecue in the Kremlin, replacing the roof of the Taj Mahal... Nothing special, I'm just good at it.
