You Cooked a Chicken from the Start, and You Call This an Eight-Year-Old?
开局杀鸡做菜，你管这叫八岁？
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 244k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Showbiz: You'd Already Had a Breakup at Eight?文娱：八岁你就分手过了？Former title · until Oct 2026
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Good! Good! Really good! Easy and comfortable to read! Come on!
Come on, come on, come on! Very nice, 5 stars, keep up the good work
This is the second time I read this type of novel. It's really good. There aren't that many women who are looking for presence. The first one I read, there were so many women. Why would a kid write so many women? This one is good, there aren't that many inexplicable women.
It's very interesting. In fact, I wanted to read it in one day, but I held back. I just wanted to save some money, but I still couldn't, so I couldn't help but read the latest chapter. The only drawback is that there aren't enough chapters, so I hope the author will update it soon! [Please update]
It's fun and good-looking, and I don't know if it's because the protagonist looks like a child, but I feel a little surprised that I accepted his various settings. Leave one star for promotion, come on (ง •̀_•́)ง come on
Not bad, relaxing and enjoyable. I also want to see the follow-up. Author, please update
It's deep, funny, and funny. Come on, come on, come on.
I like this book very much. It involves some common sense of life and some common sense of literature. The content in the book also fits the title of the book very well. I personally think that the only flaw is that when referring to the male protagonist, the word "eight years old" is always mentioned. I think the rest are fine. So I personally think five stars is quite appropriate.
Chapter 49, great, collected, highly recommended!
So far it's very good-looking, but there's a lot of nonsense. He omitted some of it when writing the poem, otherwise it would be very troublesome for me to translate it. Overall, it's very exciting and I like it very much!