This Mage Is a Little Too Unorthodox

“Demons and monsters, be gone! Demons and monsters, be gone!” In a dim room, a person in a mage’s robe chants under their breath.

The mage, Bing, sobers up after drinking and slaps a hand to their forehead. “Oh, sorry. I got the words wrong, I got them wrong.”

Their gaze suddenly sharpens. “Wind and fire, heed my command! Destroy the demons and slay the foe!”