Starting Today, I’ll Use the Toilet by Myself

Name: Starting Today, I’ll Use the Toilet by Myself
Author: Little Lin the Writer

今天开始我要自己上厕所

by Little Lin the Writer (写书的小林)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2.7M Words
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Updated: 2y ago
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(A friendly warning: No normal person can read this from beginning to end. It’s all about clashing values and utter absurdity. Don’t open this book unless you’re mentally prepared.)

The special chapters are more intellectually challenging. If you find the regular chapters hard to get through, you can read only the special chapters.

If you’re not prepared, it’s best not to open this book. Even the author doesn’t think it’s any good.

You’ve been warned twice. If you insist on opening this book, don’t regret it.

These are just some comments.

Basically, the original poster brings up a topic, then a lot of people discuss it. The protagonist just writes down the comments~

(Someone asked: Why not write a normal novel?

Just kidding~ Writing a normal novel can’t be as much fun as writing a terrible book that keeps getting updated for years~)

Friendly warning: Apart from the special chapters, most of this book isn’t something people can bear to read.

That’s because the chapters outside the special section have no real plot to speak of.

They’re just a post and a bunch of comments.

Today’s chapter has absolutely nothing to do with tomorrow’s~

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