My Immortal Cauldron Is Unreliable

Also known as: A Mortal’s Path to Immortality, Beginning with the Discovery of an Invincible Divine Artifact

[Immortal Emperor + Cultivation + No System + Slow Burn + No Idiocy + Detailed Realms]

A cauldron is a mighty artifact that suppresses the fate of mountains and rivers, a symbol of supreme power. When an ordinary village boy encounters one, he sets out on the path to claiming the pinnacle.

“Cauldron, oh cauldron, give me a cultivation technique.”

“Old Cauldron, give me a pill recipe.”

“The enemy’s too strong. Cauldron, can you blow him up?”

“Senior Brother, the enemy’s here. He’s a mighty Divine Transformation cultivator.” “No problem. I have a cauldron that can suppress the heavens and earth.”

“Cauldron, oh cauldron, why are you… covered in frost, broken and battered…”