A Little Sweet-Talking! Mr. Wen’s Puppy-Boy Persona Falls Apart

Before joining the dating show: “Chen Si, do you have any idea how disgusting you are? Have some damn self-respect, you shrew! Just looking at you makes me want to puke.” “Ma’am, did you play the chicken today?” “Why don’t you just die?” Reading too many nasty comments ruins my mood, so I’ll just let them be. After joining the dating show: “She’s so stupid and nasty. How can someone like that even be a celebrity?” “She’s had plastic surgery. Maybe her figure is fake too. She probably got liposuction and breast implants.” “She bullied a classmate until they killed themselves. What a criminal.” Chen Si sat with her laptop, typing furiously. “Oh my god, I’m a criminal! I can’t live with the guilt. After careful consideration, I’ve decided to call the police.” “What a coincidence. These netizens’ opinions are the exact opposite of yours. How about you settle it in private first? Whoever loses deletes their post.” “Don’t keep calling him Young Master. You might as well just post Wen Yu’s ID number.” “It’s true, I secretly married President Gu. Our kids are practically grown up: two boys and a girl.” “Isn’t she forbidden from bringing a phone on the dating show? What is Chen Si using to reply?” “Sorry, darling, but I have to explain: phones aren’t the only way to reply to messages. There are plenty of others, like computers.” “How could Director Li let you use a computer? None of the other guests have one.” “Probably because I gave him a son and a daughter.” “Follow me. Breathe in, breathe out. Now breathe in, breathe out. One last time, breathe in, breathe out. Feeling calm yet? Don’t let your emotions get the better of you and ruin your posts. My exciting life still needs your contributions.” “I kept a diary about my crush in high school, dated in college, and I still want to have ten daughters by thirty and twenty grandkids by forty.”