(The plot is reasonable, the whole process is high-energy, the protagonist likes to cause trouble, and the laugher will not pay for his life)
Lin Jiu was very unlucky. He had just finished the college entrance examination and wanted to go outside to relax. As a result, when he passed a building, he was killed by a box of condoms falling from the sky. Before he died, he looked at the condoms that fell out of the box and couldn't help but stare.
Not wanting to accidentally travel back to ancient times and become a young man with the same name as himself who was about to be castrated into the palace, Lin Jiu, in order to preserve his happy life for the rest of his life, directly knocked out the escorting eunuch, and then ran away quickly. Unexpectedly, he accidentally bumped into the emperor's palace. Lin Jiu looked at the luxuriously dressed emperor in front of him, and quickly defended himself, saying that he was a scholar. When the emperor asked him what theory he studied, Lin Jiu replied, "Your Majesty, the ancestor of the common people is Zigong, a disciple of Confucianism." Unexpectedly, the emperor in front of him hated Confucianism and was about to order him to be executed. Lin Jiu quickly replied, "Your Majesty, the Confucianism I studied is different from others. Today's Confucian disciples have misunderstood the meaning of "Wanyu"." When the emperor asked him, what does it mean to die in the morning and die in the evening? Lin Jiu replied confidently, "The meaning of this sentence is, I will find out the way to your house in the morning, and I will go to your house in the afternoon and kill you." The emperor's three views were shattered. He felt that Lin Jiu in front of him was an interesting person, so he spared his life and let him accompany the prince and teach him "Confucianism." Later, he failed to teach him the language, and he even lost himself. A long time later, when others asked Shen Zhaonian what he did every day? Shen Zhaonian was silent for a while and said, "Wipe your wife's butt and apologize to others."
Reader comments
The author writes a book for the first time, I hope everyone will support it(;∀;)
Come on, do your homework. I've been following it for a long time. I'm an old fan after all. I hope the author will continue to work hard and win more fans. The content is quite interesting, and I am a little anxious as to when their progress will be faster.
You vote, I vote, the author will make his debut tomorrow
You vote, I vote, the author will make his debut tomorrow
I'm laughing like crazy @lovexi @ You should also look at it, you should also look at it, and you should also look at it! ! @Lovexi @lovexi @ @!
It's a very good book. If I usually read funny books, I usually don't read them for a long time, but I read every chapter of this book carefully. The author writes very well. It's just that the progress of the two of them can be a little faster, hehe🤗 [Congratulations] Thank you to the author for your hard work
Author, I just want to give you a suggestion, that is, the protagonist raised a few assassins to demonize the prince's **** and was eventually discovered by the prince. Then the prince had no choice but to compromise and promised that the protagonist's defense would be less offensive in the future. Absolutely enjoyable plot
I always feel like I've forgotten something. It turns out I forgot to comment. I, the reader, will go to your author group to find out if there are any similar ones? , Hey hey hey hey (ºº ) suck
It's really good, but it's still a bit rusty. Come on, I've read so many male characters, but this one is just okay [laughs evilly] and the male protagonist's pace is a bit faster.
I like this book because I like the style and the feeling of Long Yang
Very good, one of the few books that I can rarely finish (﹡ˆoˆ﹡)
Nice! [Love] The author is also super cute [Eating Melon]
Come on, author＾0＾~keep up the hard work
It's very interesting and feels very good.
It's very interesting, and you can learn a lot of "reasons" [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly]
I feel like I will be popular and occupy the front row😘
Encourage the author to write a great [love]
It's nice❗but why did the author stop updating? [Cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
I am a gay man, I drive a car, and I have personally experienced it. How could I not love the author? This book is about a world where men are also robbers, and there are many gay men. Good news for gay men. [Learned]
I don't know if it's my imagination, but I feel like this book is a bit like another male-video novel.
It's so cool, especially the soft, waxy and delicate boy in the first episode, you are also carrying a sack and a delicate mosquito repellent [smile][smile][smile][smile]
The plot is great, I recommend it
It's really interesting. Come on, author, I will keep trying to follow it.
The author writes a book for the first time, I hope everyone will support it(;∀;)
Come on, do your homework. I've been following it for a long time. I'm an old fan after all. I hope the author will continue to work hard and win more fans. The content is quite interesting, and I am a little anxious as to when their progress will be faster. You vote, I vote, the author will make his debut tomorrow
You vote, I vote, the author will make his debut tomorrow
I'm laughing like crazy @lovexi @ You should also look at it, you should also look at it, and you should also look at it! ! @Lovexi @lovexi @ @!
It's a very good book. If I usually read funny books, I usually don't read them for a long time, but I read every chapter of this book carefully. The author writes very well. It's just that the progress of the two of them can be a little faster, hehe🤗 [Congratulations] Thank you to the author for your hard work
Author, I just want to give you a suggestion, that is, the protagonist raised a few assassins to demonize the prince's **** and was eventually discovered by the prince. Then the prince had no choice but to compromise and promised that the protagonist's defense would be less offensive in the future. Absolutely enjoyable plot
I always feel like I've forgotten something. It turns out I forgot to comment. I, the reader, will go to your author group to find out if there are any similar ones? , Hey hey hey hey (ºº ) suck
It's really good, but it's still a bit rusty. Come on, I've read so many male characters, but this one is just okay [laughs evilly] and the male protagonist's pace is a bit faster.
I like this book because I like the style and the feeling of Long Yang
Very good, one of the few books that I can rarely finish (﹡ˆoˆ﹡)
Nice! [Love] The author is also super cute [Eating Melon]
Come on, author＾0＾~keep up the hard work
It's very interesting and feels very good.
It's very interesting, and you can learn a lot of "reasons" [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly]
I feel like I will be popular and occupy the front row😘
Encourage the author to write a great [love]
It's nice❗but why did the author stop updating? [Cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
I am a gay man, I drive a car, and I have personally experienced it. How could I not love the author? This book is about a world where men are also robbers, and there are many gay men. Good news for gay men. [Learned]
I don't know if it's my imagination, but I feel like this book is a bit like another male-video novel.
It's so cool, especially the soft, waxy and delicate boy in the first episode, you are also carrying a sack and a delicate mosquito repellent [smile][smile][smile][smile]
The plot is great, I recommend it It's really interesting. Come on, author, I will keep trying to follow it.
It's quite interesting, you can take a look
Very good author, please give it a try
I like it very much, keep up the good work
Very exciting, a little funny
Very nice, super funny
Very good, I like to watch it
It's funny, looks happy
So beautiful, I love it so much
Looks good! Sweet and funny [like][like][like]