The State Talked Me into Quitting

Yan Ruoqing is completely flustered. She grew up an orphan, raised with the support of the state, and always thought of herself as a fine young Chinese citizen who upheld the Five Virtues and Four Beauties. But after repeatedly teetering on the edge between science and the supernatural, Yan Ruoqing has a revelation: Forget it, I'm not even human. State Dad, I'm sorry to have let you down after all those decades of raising me~

As an egg, Si Minglan was forced to witness the melodramatic mess of her parents' runaway bride and baby-on-the-way story right after hatching. She was so overwhelmed by their public displays of affection that she nearly threw up the moment she was reincarnated. This is the story of a little egg who starts gossiping, watching the drama, and making affectionate snarky comments before she's even hatched~

As the phoenix clan's precious darling, the reincarnated Immortal Venerable Chonglan thinks children in this new world take far too long to grow up. Just as she grows into an "upright and kind" young woman, sparks flying all the way, the state tells her to leave!!!

Having lost her secure civil service job, Si Minglan has no choice but to pack up and go home to laze around. But what happened? How did she end up at the pinnacle of life again and again?

(This is tentatively planned as a dual-female-lead mother-daughter story. The author saw that many readers had questions, so I'm answering them here~)