Dog, I Think I've Become Immortal

Name: Dog, I Think I've Become Immortal
Author: The Dog Who Sweeps the Floor

狗子我好像长生了

by The Dog Who Sweeps the Floor (扫地的狗子)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 105k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

(Lighthearted and witty + Possibly a heroine + No angst + King of playing it safe) Enter at your own risk.

Wang Xu transmigrates to a cultivation world and awakens the Longevity System. Together with his dog, he sets off on a life of cultivation and adventure.

Life is full of color, so why fight and kill? I never make a move unless I have to. I just want to roam the world carefree with my dog.

You’re strong, but can you beat my bricklaying? You’re pretty cocky, but no matter how high you fly, you can’t dodge my ambush.

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