Genshin Impact: This Hilichurl Is Something Else

(Wishing everyone seven five-star characters in their ten-pulls!)

Reborn as a Hilichurl, I take down the Traveler from the start.

I build a Hilichurl army and rule as king.

I make the two Dragon Kings my mounts.

A god appears? I drop my Hilichurl army right on top of them!

Traveler: Why can this Hilichurl use the Geo Archon's abilities?

Hu Tao: Just do your job as my guest consultant. Stop thinking about all that nonsense.

Morax: He's going to pluck me bald.