[Journey to the West, absurd comedy, refusing to act human, Fourth Calamity, Di Hua-style misunderstandings, fresh premise]
“ Tang Xuanzang! Are you really going to leave the Buddhist fold and practice that demonic path?”
“My mind is made up. Mathematics is the principle of the world and the source of all things.”
“Three-Eyes, let Old Sun show you what a fin-stabilized armor-piercing discarding-sabot round can do!”
“Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, how are your Type 1130 close-in weapon systems working? Is sending souls to the afterlife a lot faster now?”
“Hahaha, wonderful, wonderful! I’d like to buy some more of that wind-summoning divine ability you mentioned.”
“You mean the Dongfeng missile, right?”
“Li Er, you’ve made it all the way to Europe already???”
“With the immortals’ magical treasures to help me, it still took this long to pacify the realm. I am ashamed, truly. Oh, by the way, how’s the immortals’ space elevator coming along? I’ve been hoping to invite everyone for tea in the Eastern Victory Divine Continent.”
Meanwhile, Lu Chen is in the Zixiao Palace, trying to explain things to Hongjun. “Big bro, you know me. I really didn’t tell them to nuke you!”
