The Sect Is Poor and Useless, I Want to Be a Bandit Again

[Lao Liu + Non-serious Immortal Cultivation] Yangli, a veterinarian, traveled through the world of cultivation. He first raised dogs to become bandits, and was later beaten into pieces by various sects. When she woke up again, she became the junior sister of Yuehua Sect, with a ferocious little wolf cub next to her. She soon discovered that there was no one in their right mind from top to bottom in the whole sect. The old man, the leader of the sect, doesn't urge his disciples to practice, but sets up a stall at Caishikou every day to tell fortunes for free? The elder brother is in love and has dug out all the wild vegetables on the mountain, so he can plant them himself and continue digging. The second senior brother is a carpenter, and he spends his days grinding sticks into toothpicks, which are the ultimate magical tools. Third Senior Sister is quite normal when she is normal, but the next second I don't know which one of her N personalities is speaking... Looking at the poor and useless sect, Yangli forced a smile to the little wolf cub in confusion: "How about... I'd better go back to my old job and go back to Wanshou Mountain to rob!" The furry tail of the little wolf cub Zhu Xin instantly turned into a propeller: Hui Bai Hui Bai! Robbery is the career that reflects the value of your life! Until one day, demon souls wreaked havoc in the mortal world. The master can kill everyone with just a fart; the vegetables grown by the senior brother can be compared to divine elixirs when eaten; the toothpicks ground by the second senior brother all turn into spiritual swords to automatically ward off demons; the third senior sister is even more awesome, with tens of thousands of personalities, she is like a regular army composed of divine soldiers and generals... Yangli was shocked into a peashooter on the spot. Zhu Xin encouraged her: "Go! Go and complete the mission you should complete!" Yangli's starry eyes sparkled, and he flashed the scalpel: "You mean... I can remove the devil's balls..." Someone's Leng Yijuechen's face instantly turned black, and he immediately confiscated the crime tools: "No! No way! Don't even think about it!"