Interesting Neighbors

My neighbors are all very interesting. Some like to bring me meat in the middle of the night. Some like to sneak into my bedroom and surprise me while I'm in bed. Some have paid their property fees, yet still drag heavy bags downstairs to take out the trash in the dead of night. And some like to wait for me in the parking garage at two or three in the morning, wearing festive bright-red dresses...

As long as my reflexes are slow enough, fear can't catch up with me.