I'm the River God, and I Got Robbed from the Start

Bing Yi wakes after a century of slumber, intending to fulfill the Heavenly Court's KPI, only to get off to a terrible start and be robbed!

This can't be right!?

You're forcing me to have an episode, aren't you?

When I have an episode, even I'm scared of myself!

Bing Yi: "Young Jade Emperor, did you lose this golden Emperor Sword, this silver Emperor Sword, or... this rusty fruit knife?"

Jade Emperor: "Are you crazy?!"