I Am a Little Taoist Guanyin. Even Cows, Ghosts and Snake Gods Have to Cry.

I was born in Guanyin Temple, my friends call me Ah Shui, and pilgrims call me Little Taoist Sister. What? Some people say that I am a little virgin under the Guanyin Seat? No, no, no, but according to what people claim to be the real Avalokitesvara virgin, when I was born, the gods above specially built a ladder to heaven, and the Avalokitesvara personally transported me from my extraditing mother-in-law to my mother's belly. What? Some people say that I was born with a predestined relationship with Buddhism? No, no, no, according to Taoist Master Wuwei, I was born with a burden of sin, and practicing Taoism is just to save the lives of innocent people who died tragically and resolve the debt of sin. What? Are there demons and ghosts saying that I am the white fox's new favorite? How unreasonable! My step-grandmother, who is as beautiful as a flower and still has a charming charm, wants me to remember: "South of the West Sea, on the shore of quicksand, after the red water and before the black water, there is a big mountain called Kunlun Hill. There is water surrounding it, called Weak Water, which is extremely cloudy and cold. The place is the abyss of weak water; there is a god guarding the gate of Tiandu, with the face of a human and the body of a tiger, with a text and a tail, all white, and his name is Lu Wu; there is a beast guarding the shore of the water, with four legs and nine tails, its voice is like a baby, it can eat people, and those who eat it are not poisonous, and its name is the nine-tailed fox." Well... I don't fully understand it though. But I am a human and he is a 'demon'. Even if I have to talk about master and servant, the white fox is my new favorite!