A Wandering Cultivator in the Mountains

[Traditional xuanhuan + witty humor + unconventional + not abandoned midway]

The bloody, tear-stained history of the Three-Lights Old Demon: full of blood, tears, and shit

I can't beat you right now.

Just wait until I've recovered from this cold, if you've got the guts.

I'll strip your household bare,

burn your cave dwelling to the ground,

and ★ your Dao companion.