The Mighty Geo Lord, Dead from the Start After Drinking Fake Liquor

Name: The Mighty Geo Lord, Dead from the Start After Drinking Fake Liquor
Author: Poor Ghost of the Impermanence Realm

堂堂岩王帝君，开局死于假酒

by Poor Ghost of the Impermanence Realm (无常界穷鬼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 117k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

“The Geo Archon has been attacked! Seal off the entire area!”

What?! I, the mighty Geo Archon, died because I accidentally drank counterfeit liquor? Who would believe that? And why was there fake booze on my offering altar in the first place? To make matters worse, I mixed up the counterfeit liquor with the medicinal wine I use to fake my own death. This is the end of me!

Well, now my life has restarted from scratch. I no longer have a Gnosis, and I don't even have elemental powers. Celestia, why can't the mighty Geo Archon resist fake booze?! I'm going to storm the island in the sky and demand an explanation!