The Hilarious Heroine Is Tired of Refusing Love

[The heroine is a drama queen + no CP + goofy humor + taking down scumbags with face-slapping + unhinged fiction + spooky elements involving dressing up as a ghost] System: Congratulations, Host! You've got five male leads who are all in love with you~ Shan Bailin: System, don't think I won't beat you up. She didn't want a single one of the five male leads. So... When the possessive CEO No. 1 used forceful methods to express his love for her, Shan Bailin: I'm pregnant with someone else's child. When the ruthless CEO No. 2 finally gave up on his unattainable first love and told her he regretted it, begging her to forgive him, Shan Bailin coughed up a blood packet and told him, “Don't worry. Even when I die, I'll become a ghost and haunt you.” When the top student CEO No. 3 from school told her he liked her, Shan Bailin: Actually, I'm married. Do you believe me? When the sleazy CEO No. 4 told her, “Honey, it was love at first sight for me,” Shan Bailin touched the signs of age on her face, caused by her makeup, and said, “Really? I don't believe you.” When the playboy CEO No. 5, who had turned over a new leaf, got into a car accident and forgot everyone except her, Shan Bailin: Really? What a wonderful thing.