Interstellar: Building a Soul Clan Civilization from the Start

[Interstellar] [Sci-Fi] [War] [Comedy] [Mind-Bending]

Earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and solar storms ravaged Zelo, a tidally locked planet on the verge of breaking apart.

"If there really are gods, please save our planet, Zelo."

With a trembling voice and tears in his eyes, the chieftain of the Zelo people knelt at his tribe's sacred grounds and prayed.

A dazzling white light descended from the sky. Bai Qi piloted a spaceship down from above, bringing a miracle to the Zelo people.

"I am your god. I will bring you salvation and grant you eternal life." Bai Qi's solemn, dignified voice reached the ears of every Zelo.

All the Zelo people knelt down, begging Bai Qi to save them.

"Everyone, heed the call of your souls and enter the embrace of the gods."

Looking down at Zelo from space, Bai Qi saw that it had already split into pieces. He let out a long breath. "That's another civilization I've tricked into uploading their consciousness. Good thing the Zelo people aren't as foul-tempered and stubborn as the Chechens, refusing to upload no matter what and forcing me to use brute force."