Cultivation: Even the Immortal Emperor Fears My Bad Luck

Beneath the Heavenly Dao Stone, the spirit monkey is suppressed. A Daoist master defies the cycle of reincarnation. A blood lotus emerges to slaughter generations. A Buddhist monk takes one step westward with every prostration.

Ye Zang was born with the unluckiest constitution in the world. From the start, a True Immortal took him as a disciple, but before he could even pay his respects, the True Immortal was carried off by an eagle scorched by imperial fire. Ye Zang was forced to spend a year in the eagle’s nest, babysitting its chicks.

Then he accidentally activated the Bad Luck Cultivation System. What? You can cultivate through bad luck?

So he resolved to become the world’s first “Misfortune Immortal.”

You’re an invincible True Immortal who’s lived for ten thousand years? Cross me, and you’ll be snatched away by an eagle to feed its chicks before the fight even starts.

You’re a peerlessly beautiful celestial maiden? Look down on me, and you’ll step in dog droppings the moment you leave home, making a scandal of yourself.

You’re a peerless demon lord who strikes fear into everyone’s heart? Try to possess me, and you’ll run straight into heavenly lightning and punishment.